(Source: allaboutchinese)

That moment when suddenly your dashboard become sex and your parents walk in and think you’re watching porn and try to sign you up for sex addiction programs. 

(Source: praecllarus)

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

Give. Even when you know you can get nothing back.
Yasmin Mogahed (via marktuanoppa)

(Source: quotethat)

(Source: paralysing-sadness)

Suicide date.

thereichenbach-falloutboy:

myskyguardian:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

psychoticia:

My suicide date is the first of the new year. My friend told me to do this to see that people care but I doubt she will be right. So every 50 notes ill push it back a week….

Don’t.
Please.

When we get 160 000 notes that’d be around 80 years. WE CAN REACH 160 000 NOTES! LET’S DO THAT

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REBLOG MOTHERFUCKERS

(Source: dreadful-secrets)


papagreglestrade:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Working in retail in a nutshell


dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(Source: dreamingtoinfinityandbeyond)